my kitten is the most angelic furry death machine.

she doesn't attack and bite unless she's looking for play time, or waking me up because i've been sleeping the entire day.

most of the time, she curls up and sleeps beside me.

she hates it when i'm using my phone.

she goes crazy when i food prep. she eats what i eat. yes, she eats pancakes.

my kitten would wake up in the middle of the night when i have to get up and pee. she watches the bathroom door for me.

my boyfriend does that, too.

my kitten licks me, grooms me, kisses me, and sometimes smothers me.

i like it when she plays with her toy and shows me her belly.

i call her “kitty” and she always responds with a “meow”.

we're best buddies.